Abbotsford, BC [BZN]

The League of Excogitation released an evaluation of the state of homelessness in Abbotsford and the British Columbia lower mainland.

“In keeping with the League’s Ways of pithy and to the point:

Assessing what has been accomplished to date and evaluating the probable effectiveness of planned future policies, actions and behaviours in addressing homelessness and its related issues leads any semi-intelligent, semi-rational, semi-informed human feeling like a fly stuck in a thick tar of despair; with incompetence hanging in the air like the cold stench of death.

The lower mainland is drowning in a rising tide of homelessness and housing unaffordability while monkeys dressed as lifeguards are throwing the homeless anvils.