Ingredients: 1 medium sized elephant (African are best) 500 kilograms potatoes 200 kilograms carrots 100 kilograms tomatoes 200 kilograms onions 700 Tbs. salt 700 Tbs. pepper 48 cups flour 10 litres vinegar 20 litres chutney 6750 litres brown gravy 450 water 4 rabbits   Preparation: Remove ...

  I Find myself pondering the question: Is it any comfort to a tree that falls in a forest without any human beings present, that it has become an existential enigma?